Christmas lights
I don’t do Christmas lights. In fact, I don’t do any Christmas decorations at all. I don’t even have a tree. I have a fake ficus with white lights strung in it that my ex wife left when she moved out. I plug it in once a year and take a picture of it and send to people who can’t understand why I don’t have a tree. I love to look at other people’s lights, but I don’t want to put any up There are several reasons for this. First, if you put that stuff up, you have to take it down. Second, my ex wife went overboard decorating for Christmas. She had literally hundreds of Santas all over the house. Every kind of Christmas do-dad she could find. And a huge tree with thousands of lights and so many ornaments it was groaning. The house was about to explode with all that crap. I couldn’t find anything because every surface was covered with some decoration or another. In the property settlement, she wanted all the...