The Last To Let You Down
That was the tag line from radio ads for a local funeral home back in the 1960’s! I’ve posted a lot about funerals, and death, but I have some fairly humorous stories about funerals. Here’s one. At least I think it’s funny! My friend Bob always said he was going to have business cards printed for me that read “Professional Pallbearer”! I don’t know how or why, but I somehow became the “go-to” pallbearer in town if there was a need. Once I tried to count how many times I served, but lost count at 34. Grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, friends, people from church, even some I didn’t know! But one time I had to be pallbearer, grave digger, and undertaker all in one! My great aunt Doris died around Christmas of 2012. She lived in Kansas City near her daughter. She was a lovely lady and I thought a lot of her. She had requested to be cremated and her daughter decided to wait until spring to bring her ashes to Utica be buried bes...